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We get a lot of Fan-Mails and at some point we all decieded to put some of the worst and of the funniest stuff in here just to show you what we have to deal with every day!
Of course we will put everything in here without asking. We can proseed from the assumption that you'll agree with this because you send it to us. But we will hide every face so you guys don't get famous in your town and get shoot from some fanatic perverts.
So just read and enjoy!
We're not responsible for any of these photos or artwork. Only the owner of the banned material is and will be in charge of the consequences.
"I'm sorry I missed your last statement..."
posted by: Vince
This was not the first "butt-picture" we got per mail but it was definitely the funniest one! The guy who sent it to us wrote this mail to us to make sure that we know he's sorry for missing our last statement:
"Hey jackass-amateurs! I'm sorry I missed your last statement to >Band-Problems< but I was bussy with the object on the photo I sent ya. I really wanted to watch it but when I went home my girlsfriend standed in the floor half naked and started to rubbing my you-know-what! I really tryed to get away from her but she is severe in that way. So I apologize here and hope you're not mad or something. I guess you guys do stuff like that too when some posts are late or something...so next time think about me and maby you can get a soft smile on your face while she's playing with your ding-dong. Love, Tim"
We thank you for that, Tim, and hope this ass is still at your house and spoils your banana! Ha ha ha...
In fact this mail gives us the impulse for this "Hot-ass-contest". We're still in this contest so don't give up! Send some pictures to us so we have more stuff to put in here (or to laugh about...). We thank Tim for this sweet mail, maby he send us some more photos...
"Gay love is the best!"
posted by: Ralf
Our show is gay as like the real jackass-show. I guess you have to deal with it when you join this club. But there are some funny moments you wont miss! This guy right here sent us this photo with the sentence: "Your show is gay, I love your show, and gay love is the best!"
We laughed a lot about it and thank you for this sweet sentence! You made it trough the decision and now you got your own place on this page. Congrats!
Your butt sucks, but we love Spongebob!
posted by: Ralf
We definitely don't like your butt but there is something we like. Your underwear! Is there any more gay underwear?? But its ok, we thought its funny so you made it in here. Congrats whoever you are...
Nice one...anyone needs a pinafore?
posted by: Frank
Ok, lets make that sure, this wasn't intended! But many nice girls sent us some photos of their boobs so we decided to change this contest into a "sexy-fan" contest.
We don't know if they're really fans or they just want to show their titts on the internet but I'll be honest with you, who cares!? So send us some sexy photos from you and we'll bill the winner next week. Good luck!
S.O.I. Emily!!!
posted by: Markus
This is obviously a very devoted fan because she wrote us a whole screed about how she loves us and stuff. She even wrote her confession to her lesbian love to Jacky.
Well, thank you Emily for your nice words, we really appreciate that!
WTF...!?
posted by: Vince
Ok ok, we know this isn't the real person who sent us this picture, but: WTF??? I mean, we're used to see heavy stuff but this is really gross! If someone of you guys jacking off right now than GO TO A DOCTOR!!
Actually Klaas admited that he like what he see's. Of course we had to punch him for that!
BOOBS!!!!
posted by: Josh
Oh my f-ing god! This picture came in at the last week before our summerbreak. We couldn't put it in here cos we were stressed and had some last things to do before we got in vacation. But now after we started again I found this picture and man, I was the happiest man in here, believe me!
These nice little titts are from Lori. She's from Austria and just wanted some feedback from us about her...you know what.
Thanks Lori, we had a lot of fun with your photo! He He He
No kiddin, Ronald eyes were about to popp out when he saw the picture! Was the first time of the week he actually payed attention. We're so proud of you, Lori!
See Ya, Josh
A good blowjob for Mr.Lard himself!
posted by: Simon
I guess this is some kind of blowjob I don't understand......I found this picture at the internet and I really thought it would be funny to put it in here but after I talked to Basti I decieded to let this thing go and don't put it in here.
But two weeks ago a fan sent this picture to the office with this short mail:
I was wondering why you guys always laugh about that kind of stuff but I thought it would be nice to give you a lil chuckle with this picture. I guess its that kind of humor you like, isn't it?! So have some fun with it!
Danny
Thanks Danny for that nice letter and the picture, we did laugh about it and here you go, you're now one cream of the crop! Congrats!
Simon
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