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Its true, everything we do is involve with trouble and broken stuff. But its exciting for fans and visitors to watch this stuff goes down. We had some girls at our office who where waiting for Ralf and they were very tickled by what we were doing. So we agreed to make a new page for "behind the scenes" so you guys can watch us foolin' aroung with each other. So have fun by reading this!
Show your shorts!
posted by: Markus
Oh yeah, we were bored for sure! And we had a deal: Everyone who didn't made it through the electrical-keep-up-test has to show their underpants. This shorts belongs to Jacky. Yes, thats right, she wears comics on her shorts. But who does not?
But she told us a nice little story about this shorts. She obviously didn't like this shorts but she wear it because someone rubbed weed on it and it smelled like her ex-boyfriend. She used to wear his underpants when they were together so she put this on before she leaves Felix' house. The reason why it smelled like weed was a friend of her who put a little package of weed on her clothes so they smelled like her ex-boyfriend.
She admited that its a sick bug but she can't do anything about it so she have to deal with it. Poor lil girl....
Mücke enjoys the summer
posted by: Katja
This is our little office-pussycat. She belongs to me and I live there near by the office so Mücke comes by sometimes and visit us. The trouble around her doesn't troubles her at all. She just keep sleepin till someone comes and strokes her. She is the perfect jackass-cat!^^
Right now the office is pretty blank so she don't come by anymore because its to boring. But I guess when everybody is back she will come by again.
Katja
Poor Jacky is suffering
posted by: Angy
I feel so bad for her...Jacky really needed a break from jackass and all this stuff because heath ledger played his character in "The dark knight" so well. She admited that she was like that when she was a kid and it really tooks her back. She didn't killed people of course! But she had this weird way to frighten her casualtys...
Anyway, we hope you'll get back to normal soon and feelin better! And I bet all your friends thinking the same way. So head up!
Love, Angy
Goodbye summer, hello Jackass!
posted by: Jacky
Little Lina is fine now, she recovered from that movie (the dark knight) and is back to same. Anyway, summer is finally over and harvest is here. Our balcony is full of ladybugs and my cats are freakin' out because they want to get out and catch them. Sheeeesh its a mess!
Yesterday I found this picture of Lina and Pongo and I really got sad because its a picture from last summer. I love summer and I don't like winter that much...
Sorry for the black beam on Linas eyes but her mother wants to get her anonymous. Please understand, this page isn't the best start in your life if you're 10...heh heh
Love, Jacky
GuitarHero - Game of the year
posted by: Markus
Yes she had to play that game like a sob for me to get more songs, money, charcters and what not. I really worn her out and I'm so sorry about that! But now i got all songs and everything else you can buy at the store. I'm so happy!!!
We played that game 4 straight weeks cos the weather sucked so bad we couldn't get out and do anything. In these 4 weeks Jacky got better and better so we decieded to let her play for some alcohol or whatever she wanted. At first it really worked cos she could play that game for hours without gettin any tired. But I guess she had so much pressure so she didn't want to play anymore for us.
We had to do something about that and so the shockcollar made his way to her neck......we are so sorry for doin that to her but it was totally worthwhile. So thank you so much and don't be grumpy anymore, we love ya!
Markus
This game kicks ass!
posted by: Jacky
That's me and YES i know i look pretty messed up there! Man played that game for straight a week and i was so tired there. I drank so much coffee to keep my eyes open but it doesn't work because my concentraition was gone at the end. My eyes were burning like hell and my heart was racing!
Anyway I had no choice I got pressure from all sides so I just did that what they wanted me to do. But boy oh boy, at some point your head is about to explode cos of the fast running notes. My brain was just fucked up and i just fall asleep when i got to bed at night.
But i still love this game and I'm still playin it of course! I'm addicted to it and thats what happens when you startin to play this freakin game! Just try it out than you'll see.
Love, Jacky
Old times, old games
posted by: Josh
I just was at Jackys house and we were pretty bored so we searched for some action. We found her old (and first) skateboard with some jingles underneath. She wrote that when she has some ideas on the skatepark or when she pick up something. So we also found the word "Sotgun Snap" on the deck. Its an old game for skateboarders and we played it so much that time. It really tooks us back.
This board wasn't been used in years but she don't wanna throw it away. Its pure memories. I guess she will put it on the wall or something.
Anyway we thought i would be funny to play stuff like that again but poorly our skills on the skateboard are pethatic now. But maby that would be a funny thing to do when we'll stop doing jackass and just meet for fun.....i'll keep it in my mind for sure, i promise!
Love, Josh
That's the way things going here....
posted by: Franky
Wow, first time ever i wrote in here, hehehe!
Anyway, i just made this picture because i was bored and now i got a really good story to tell wich fits to this picture perfectly. It just happened a few days ago here at the office. Well, actually it happened downstairs in the porch.
Almost everybody was there: Ralf, Frank, Markus, Josh, Jacky, Timo (cameraman), Ben (trainee), Falk, Simon, Simon (cameraman),.....its a very rare situation. Markus brought his girlfriend and both had a fight upstairs about an operation. She wanted her nose operatetd cos she thought/thinks its misshapen. She went upstairs so we can't give her some stupid comments.
The rest of the guys were in the porch and drank some beer and smoke some cigarettes. (We were just before to watch some important videos....well and some movies after that).
As usual some guys brought their dogs with. But thats no problem, they're very pleasant-natured. So as my girlfriends dog. But her dog is the only one who is small and hairy. He looks like a swop.
At some point his girlfriend thought it would be better to continue the fight downstairs near by us. So she rushed from the floor to us and BANG she triped over Biggy, little dog from my girlfriend. She bounced with her nose on the ground and, of course, her nose started bleeding. How ironic....
Markus just came in after that and helped her standing up. "Look what you did you asshole! Now i HAVE to operate my nose!!!" Sure we listen to them and now she made a big mistake. "Nah, now you have a special nose! Just appreciate that!!" was the first thing Timo said and everyone started laughing. "Yeah, just be happy now you saved the money for the whole operation!" yelled Jacky just after that.
Long story short, Timo and Jacky got some bruises and Markus went home with his girlfriend much earlier than he thought......
Franky
Bruce Willis - the MacMan
posted by: Jacky
Isn't that cute?! Our lovely fella Bruce in a videochat, that's just great! I really don't know the other guy on the little window but i guess its a friend of him. Kinda looks like Bruce sits in a van or somethin.....
More important is that he shows his great tattoos. Nice going, Bruce, i like 'em! Hahaha
Thing what droves me crazy is that he uses MAC! I had to work with MAC at the school and this freakin' program bit me in the ass several times, i can tell ya that. I would love to know if Bruce had that kinda problems too at the beginning or if he had some people who showed him how to work with this. I guess he uses his PC just for fun-stuff anyway.....lucky boy
Hey Bruce, if ya read that, maybe you can come to germany and show me how to work with MAC, hahaha
Love, Jacky
Don't touch me!!!
posted by: Basti
Oh god that really gives me creeps........this dog is one of the most annoying dogs i know! His name is Barni and he is at the office sometimes. He belongs to Jessica, our brunette angel and she loves to visit us. She thinks its funny what we're doing and i think i'm speaking for everyone if i say she is a really nice and hot girl!
The only thing what makes us hide behind the couch is BARNI. He can't stand us....well, i think he likes us but sometimes he don't want to be touched so he gets grumpy...and if you're not fast enough he'll grabs his teeth into your hand.
But that doesn't stop us from touching him or torment him. But i think thats just fair cos he barks a lot and that gives us a headache everytime he visits us. Nice going Barni, we love ya!
Basti
Jackass with sad music
posted by: Klaas
I don't think anyone knows what we mean with that and that's of course because we didn't put this shit in here. It was a special with some clips and pictures showing jackass-scenes or something bad with very sad and slow music.
We got this hard effect after a movie-special on tv and we talked for a very long time about that. Than we tryed some stuff and it worked out pretty good. Maybe we're allowed to put some clips in here one day......
Klaas
Zuma the blind dog
posted by: Josh
This guy right here is my absolutely favourite! He is one of the cutest dogs i've ever seen. His name is Zuma and he belongs to Lisa, a friend of Markus. He is blind and almost deaf. Its amazing how friendly this dog is even though he is that messed up. He sticks his nose in everything and guess what, he loves our cameraman Timo. I think they are in love......gay love, hahaha
Whatever, Lisa sent this picture to me with the nice sentence: "just found this picture you took a few month ago and it toally reminds me on you guys! greeting from us, keep going"
Thanks a lot Lisa, that really reminds me on that day.....
Lisa came by at the afternoon that day. You gotta know that at the afternoon we have the "dead-hour" at the office. That means almost everyone left and the rest who stayed for some reason is making trouble. So either its freaking dead at the office or its like war and everything burns, tables are breaking and people flying through the floor against walls.
At this afternoon Jacky, me, Basti and Timo stayed cos we wanted to go bowling and to the cinema. But we had to wait for Markus because he wanted to come along with us. That was no problem, so we played a little bowling at the office floor.
Lisa arrived with her dog and this little fella was so happy to see us. Because we had to wait a little more we played some more bowling. Now you know, Zuma is almost deaf, so he couldn't here when Lisa called him back. So he constantly ran into our nice cones. At some point we really wanted to clear up a little so when Jacky threw her bowlingball and the dog ran after it she threw a plasticanimal after him wich belongs to Ina, Markus' dog.
Zuma startled pretty good but guess what he did just after that?! Right, he came as friendly as shit to Jacky and jumped around her licking her hands. What a nice dog.....
Josh
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